1. kyzum:

    toucher:

    i always forget there are people in there

    Best job in the world.

    Reblogged from: orangedeepbreath
  2. queerqueerspawn:

james-tiqueerius:

queerqueerspawn:

glampersand:

glowcloud:

kittiesinqueerland:

robalyn:

the highlighted area is where Jason Derulo knows what the girls want. london to taiwan.

new york to haiti

greenland is right out

ummm no offense but new york to haiti should be measured as the area between the two latitudes, not the longitudes. this graph is incorrect and vastly underestimates the total region of the earth in which Jason Derulo knows what the girls want

Even measuring that way, Greenland remains right out, as does the entirity of Brazil.

Have we considered measuring by neither latitude nor longitude but in all area that would extend perpendicular from the diagonal of the two places?There are many different interpretations of the data, and until more is available, we ought not conclude anything at this point.

In light of that, I posit this alternative map of regions where Jason Derulo is potentially claiming where he knows what girls want:

As we can see, if we assume that model, the vast majority of the area where Jason Derulo knows what girls want is either open ocean (the Atlantic, the Mediterranean Sea) or sparsely populated (the northern Sahara, the northern Arabian Desert, various desert portions of Iran and Afghanistan, and the southern Tibetan Plateau). Four of the ten most populated countries on the planet have no territory in it (Nigeria, Brazil, Japan, and Indonesia), and two which do have relatively little territory in it (the US and Russia). It is suggested that for all his boasting, Jason Derulo does not know what a probable majority of the world’s girls want.

    queerqueerspawn:

    james-tiqueerius:

    queerqueerspawn:

    glampersand:

    glowcloud:

    kittiesinqueerland:

    robalyn:

    the highlighted area is where Jason Derulo knows what the girls want. london to taiwan.

    new york to haiti

    greenland is right out

    ummm no offense but new york to haiti should be measured as the area between the two latitudes, not the longitudes. this graph is incorrect and vastly underestimates the total region of the earth in which Jason Derulo knows what the girls want

    Even measuring that way, Greenland remains right out, as does the entirity of Brazil.

    Have we considered measuring by neither latitude nor longitude but in all area that would extend perpendicular from the diagonal of the two places?

    There are many different interpretations of the data, and until more is available, we ought not conclude anything at this point.

    In light of that, I posit this alternative map of regions where Jason Derulo is potentially claiming where he knows what girls want:

    As we can see, if we assume that model, the vast majority of the area where Jason Derulo knows what girls want is either open ocean (the Atlantic, the Mediterranean Sea) or sparsely populated (the northern Sahara, the northern Arabian Desert, various desert portions of Iran and Afghanistan, and the southern Tibetan Plateau). Four of the ten most populated countries on the planet have no territory in it (Nigeria, Brazil, Japan, and Indonesia), and two which do have relatively little territory in it (the US and Russia). It is suggested that for all his boasting, Jason Derulo does not know what a probable majority of the world’s girls want.

    Reblogged from: clannyphantom
  3. aristo-kitty:

    fuckyesquidditch:

    theybuiltastauteofus:

    I think I understand Quidditch more than I understand football.

    I know I understand quidditch more than I understand football.

    See, I’m not even sure which football you’re talking about.

    Don’t have that problem with quidditch.

    Reblogged from: heytaymillie
  4. asylum-art:

    Kevin Champeny

    Artist on Tumblr | on Facebook

    "What Remains"
    60” wide x 48” tall x 1” deep
    35,000+ hand cast urethane flowers

    Reblogged from: theemptinesswillhauntyou023
  5. yuugimutouandatemu:

beautifulgodzilla:

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED




IT GOT BETTER

    yuugimutouandatemu:

    beautifulgodzilla:

    beautifulgodzilla:

    THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

    IT GOT BETTER

    Reblogged from: hader-in-da-house
  6. the-fault-in-our-youtubers:

    the internet summed up in one gif set

    Reblogged from: filipineaux
  7. Reblogged from: goodfuckingsex
  8. valiantparadox:

    bro-boner:

    It’s days like this that I like to remember that the Irish government are ever proud of the Spire of Dublin.

    image

    It’s literally a 400 ft metal spike sticking out of the ground. It was supposed to be done for the new millennium but they didn’t start building it until 2002.

    And it’s supposed to be self-cleaning but it doesn’t work and there’s no way to clean it.

    Ireland.

    not to mention it’s ‘unofficial name’

    the erection at the intersection

    Reblogged from: ridinghi
  9. rubyetc:

just in case?

    rubyetc:

    just in case?

    Reblogged from: leslieroomel
  10. whenever i try and learn something new

    • me: It seems that I am not immediately excellent at this
    • me:
    • me:
    • me:
    • me:
    • me: it is because I am a failure
    • me: everything I touch dies
    Reblogged from: personifyrealism
  11. brutalgeneration:

Tunnel View - May 14, 2011 (by glassjudah)

    brutalgeneration:

    Tunnel View - May 14, 2011 (by glassjudah)

    Reblogged from: acrylic
    • Me: I wanna do something
    • Anxiety:
    • Anxiety:
    • Anxiety:
    • Anxiety:
    • Anxiety:
    • Anxiety: No you dont
    • Me: But
    • Anxiety: No
    Reblogged from: traced-veins
  12. teatattoo:

    SHOWERS ARE FUCKING INCREDIBLE. OH UR SKIN FEELS STICKY? SHOWER. HAIR A LITTLE GREASY? SHOWER. NEED TO ESCAPE YOUR FAMILY? SHOWER.

    Reblogged from: trust
  13. sherlockbringthejam:

    kittenskaboodles:

    ianthe:

    headup-billybuddy:

    the-future-mrs-solo:

    whatheballs:

    shavingryansprivates:

    i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience

    unless you experience my penis

    I just choked on my food.

    that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on

    image

    Don’t they usually put choking hazard warnings on really small things?

    image

    Reblogged from: highgreenhopes
  14. heatmor:

    im just annoyed and ugly all the time

    Reblogged from: mcporno
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